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What is your wallpaper? in c/[email protected]

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Credit: Hermis Haridas, India/Bird Photographer of the Year 2024

Behold, my tiny pineapple that I grew in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

What if one's banana is pencil sized? Asking for a friend...

What is something that only exists because people are stupid? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago

Probably a whole bunch of us. Stupidity may result in unwanted and/or unplanned pregnancies.

Why can I mentally harm someone, but if I punch them I go to jail? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Are you saying you're the workplace bully?

I swear to god in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I bet they still couldn't reach. Giraffes have the same number of vertebrae in their necks as other mammals. This makes their necks very stiff, compared to their lengths. For reference, look up giraffes drinking.

Durge ends all. But sexily in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Henry Cavill can village in my people and time he wants to

Chill in the air in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

The hottest on record is 56.7° 🤔

Why are you running? in c/[email protected]

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Brazilian Wandering Spider in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Death usually lasts longer than a few months, though...

Costume rule in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You need to double up on the costume teeth. One pair for your upper and one for your lower jaw.

Modern wonders exist in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (4 children)

A pyramid doesn't inherently have a wide base. See Transamerica pyramid as example.

A declaration of war in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Even bigger piece 😋