Jessica

You can contest that sort of thing with your bank if you are quick about it. Probably too late now, but I had something similar happen and that's how I resolved it. In my case, the rumor was the owner of the website had died

I think I'd rather get down with the sickness. (Because I'm lactose intolerant)

Oh that's fair. At least one radio button in the group must be selected otherwise yeah it's just a checkbox in disguise.

They're called Radio Buttons https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio_button

It's, "Alaska can come too." https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk-kbjw0Y8U

I mean I'll take that over the alternative of being gored in the head as a pedestrian

I don't have the link handy, but the original artist hosts the entire show on his personal website

3 months later edit: https://www.markmarek.org/ANIMATIONS/KABLAM/KABLAM.html

I think it's less useless government and more brainwashed citizens voting against their best interests. The useless government didn't elect itself after all.

Fucking kangaroos...

Zoidberg*

If you look closely at their right pinky, you can see a double palm. The shorts on their left leg are also seemingly torn due to AI fuckery

Aneurysm*