Jessica

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

"Mom, can we go see the new Matt Damon film?"

"No we have Matt Damon at home."

Picture of Mark Wahlberg

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oh I see! Yeah that is a bit strange

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My guess is it's for the women's restroom because when bathrooms are busy, most women just wait for a stall door to open and don't always bend over to look under the doors to see if they're even occupied. It's also probably hard to see from a distance if the stall is occupied or not and nobody wants to be the one to shamefully walk back to the line because they had to get closer to check.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Cute comic, but for the unaware:

According to John Ciribassi, DVM, DACVB, the problem with laser pointers is that they lack an endpoint. Nothing is ever physically caught. Even if the cat is “successful,” there's no reward. Such pointless play, says Dr. Ciribassi, can cause some cats to develop a compulsive disorder.

https://www.dvm360.com/view/laser-pointers-can-cause-behavior-disorders-cats

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Shouldn't it be Nightmon?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I'd believe this with how much I see Steve-O drinking it on his YouTube channel. The dude made a point to drive a whole ass vending machine of Liquid Death across the country to his new home lol. At his previous home in California, it was apparently up against the coping of the half pipe in his backyard so you could do trick off of it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's empire of dirt, but I suppose in his case, cardboard cutouts of his likeness could have worked as well. He was covering Trent Reznor's song though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That act also ruined municipal internet for decades and is why we have such shitty rural internet in most of America

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Everyone else already said you are constricted before swallowed, but even if you weren't, it would take the snake several minutes to even ingest you. It's a very slow process. There are tons of videos on YouTube of it.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (11 children)

Vitamin D deficiency as well!

Nearly 42% of adults in the United States have a vitamin D deficiency. This figure rises to almost 63% in Hispanic adults and 82% in African American adults.

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/vitamin-d-deficiency-symptoms

If your shadow is longer than you are tall, you are not getting enough ultraviolet radiation to produce vitamin D. You need about 15 minutes a day.

Some of the symptoms are fatigue and depression

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (3 children)

@[email protected] said, "Even if it was free..." which implies he's talking specifically about the paid button on the right and not the free button on the left.

The implication being even if the chilled and filtered water was also free, having to open an app for the button to work would be bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

It "clearly" says, "USE APP TO ACCESS", so no, you can't just push the button. It has to verify your subscription first.

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