JayDee

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I like "xitter" (pronounced 'shitter')

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

The trick was actually that Johnny joined the competition in the first place. I reckon folks'll get mighty suspicious and jealous when you're lugging around a golden fiddle.

We hear about Johnny's triumph, but I suspect that the story plays out in the devil's favor afterwards. He just wanted to make sure that this fantastic fiddler was at the center of the mayhem - taking a musician meant to spread merriment and turning him into a tool for chaos, maybe even rending him from this mortal coil in the process.

He shows up in Oh Brother Where Art Thou doesn't he?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Was... was that the Fiddle the devil used in the competition? Cuz if so, no fucking wonder he lost.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Do they feel good about it? Please don't tell me they're now the holdouts....

These older Democratic voters are feeling relief that Biden stepped aside

Thank fuck it's not becoming a new issue.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I reckon that cornea there's bumpier than a gnarled pebble judgin by the number of them there shimmers.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I too find that music and sex improve the experience of potatoes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'd hold off till we get testimonial from students (we already might have, AFAIK) and coaches in the rifle team before we turn "we have no record of it" into "it didn't happen".

The bullying thing's already been covered so I won't harp on that.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Stop watching WWE with them. They're clearly imitating an ~~pile driver~~ elbow drop from the top of Hell in a Cell. /s

Edit: wow I really bungled that one. Elbow drop, not piledriver.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Say "dubdubdub" or "dubbadubdub". "winwinwin" would also be acceptable.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"there" is a pronoun in your example. You're saying "pronouns were not there" in a ye-olden format, and "there" is standing in for a place (meaning has changed over time).

'Way back when, yet still in memory, English had no pronouns."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like 95 to 2k best.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

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