IvyisAngy

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Schadenfreude (lemmy.world)
 

Yall I dunno where to post this, but it has to go somewhere.

I don't care about the end of the world anymore.

It's going to happen. There's nothing I can do about it. I'll have to sit and watch as it slowly shrivels into a dry ball of toxic dust. Fine.

All I want is to live long enough to laugh at the scrambling elites trying and failing to get off the planet/try and reverse the death long after rigormortis has set in. They want to ignore it, to keep making money, they clearly don't care.

I want to see the moment when they realize their money is worthless as it turns to ash.

After that. Whatever man.

Metal in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] IvyisAngy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I wouldn't be surprised if said uncle asked to be made into a guitar or something.

OP cleans his fridge in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] IvyisAngy@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

That has to take actual years. I am impressed and concerned.

Do white men need to walk on eggshells? in c/askmen@lemmy.world
[–] IvyisAngy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's like you said something completely different. It's fucking wild!

She's a witch! in c/witchymemes@lemmy.world
[–] IvyisAngy@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

Oooh that hits.

I went to a doctor for a refill on ear infection medication. That's right a REFILL, for something that had been previously diagnosed by another doctor. I told him this, so many fucking times.

Nope. I had Covid.

"Sir, I just need a refill."

He just screamed at me, in broken English. "NO, YOU HAVE COVID. GO!"

I did not have Covid. I didn't even have a cough, a sneeze, or anything. My ear was in pain, and I couldn't hear hardly at all... and yah know... it was fucking bleeding.

I did not get the medication he prescribed me. I got ear drops from behind the counter and took allergy meds and then hopped for the best.

Brother, you didn't even have to examine me. I told you what was wrong. You could've gone home early!

Republicans wanted fewer abortions and more births. They are getting the opposite in c/childfree@lemmy.world
[–] IvyisAngy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Yes. And actually often reverse themselves over time as it heals, so make sure to go to your checkups to make sure you're still shooting blanks.

What's actually happening? in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] IvyisAngy@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

So... they're just... wrong? Like fully and completely delulu?

Wow. I'm surprised but also not.

Anon is a game dev in c/residentevil@lemmy.world
[–] IvyisAngy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Executive parasites belive that you are the barrier to thier money and belive they should not have to try very hard to get it.

After all... it's theirs.

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Realized she did it on purpose (lemmy.world)
 

As a kid, I always hated when my mom brushed my hair, it was always extremely painful, she'd yank chunks of hair out of my scalp, make my ears red and irritated, burn me with the dryer/iron

I used to think she just didn't know how to make it not hurt or was just clumsy, my hair was long and I was little...

But I recently let her do it again for a formal function as an adult, with my partner in the room. (Because I told him she was always rough with it)

And it didn't hurt... she put her hand up to protect my scalp, she didn't yank, or tug too hard, or burn me, or make me almost cry.

Which means she always knew. She could've always been gentle... she just chose to hurt me instead.

me_irl in c/me_irl@lemmy.world
[–] IvyisAngy@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (9 children)

The only recurring dream I have anymore is an ever growing collection of dogs that are in various stages of neglect, some of which are family pets that have since passed away.

I fucking hate it, there's never any food to feed them no matter how hard I look and there's almost always a fight or an escapee that I have to deal with only to be done with that and be missing (or gaining) even more dogs.

I'm always in a panic when I wake up.

I'd like to say that I have never neglected a dog, and only have one which I love very much, strangly, she is usually not present in the dog horde.

So uh, this is just allowed on tumblr (kinda gruesome tbh) in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] IvyisAngy@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

As someone who uses Tumblr regularly, this is a wild take wtf.

Nowhere is safe in c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
[–] IvyisAngy@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

The thing is, this COULD be great, people with physical impairments or just those who'd prefer to work this way could enjoy thier day without the stress of work.

The problem is that it will 100% be used to extend your existing working hours, so that not a moment goes by your not generating revenue.

Sigh...

me rn in c/morrowind@lemmy.world
[–] IvyisAngy@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I will play it. But I sure as hell ain't gonna buy it

*Permanently Deleted* in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] IvyisAngy@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago

I would say yes, then have a talk about safe sex.

Because if you say no? They'll sneak off somewhere and do it anyway, in a much less safe manner, abd then you just have to hope to NOT hear about it because if you do it'll be a "I majorly fucked up" one.

So yes. Say yes. Speaking as; somebody's girlfriend.

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