My local store sells cig köfte (pardon the spelling, my keyboard doesn't support some special characters) cheap. I thought about making some but I was told that it involved a lot of kneading and it's hard to make. Kinda disappointed that I didn't try the local ones in Istanbul.
I'm guessing homemade is a lot better than store-bought?
You have a pussy
I have a dick
So what's the problem
Let's do it quick
Ausländer is good too. Maybe some Mann gegen Mann part if you're looking for a boyfriend (assuming you're male).
Why would anyone even put a Rammstein stanza on their tinder? It's edgy and rather cringy in my opinion for both initiated and uninitiated.