Imadethis

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Porn, and drawn porn especially, way overdoes precum. In my limited experience, I've never had a guy even have precum.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I'll take some of those. I bet some will even be happy with just one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Oh my lord, how I would love to get that down my gullet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Poor guy. He never stood a chance against the super bra! I think the best part of the clip is her laughing and then getting right back to him.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Fuck my christian upbringing, but would you mind fucking me at the same time?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The tight ass upbringing is probably half the equation for his white 'friend.'

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

My insulin pump, as an example, violates 1, 2, and 8, for sure. You know what I do with it BECAUSE of that? I ignore most of its warnings. Following all the rules would probably make me care more.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sex ed is gonna be real spicy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

how I became an absolute master of giving HJs

It's too bad that we can't have positive reinforcement for (beginning the introduction to) most sex acts. I like giving head because I love seeing my partner's eyes roll backwards. It seems like there's so much taboo that gets us excited and eager to try something, when we should all just be trialing to see what everyone likes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

As always, just send me that address and we'll talk.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Damn, the things I could do with my phone's camera if I had telekinesis would mystify many a strange mind.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

God, can you just imagine the exquisite agony? Imagine you and her were on merry go rounds that nearly touch, and each of you reaches out to grab the other but only gets that skin tag. Together, you're slowly rotating away, the spinning chair beneath you whirling faster, and faster as the tearing rips and rends its way around your arm, then your chest, then your abdomen and legs and toes. The entire time, your world is reduced to an increasing rush of red, streaming past your head as the screams echo throughout the void space you're falling into, into, into...

And then it ends, the two of you looking across the double diameter of your giant circles, sobbing as you curl into a fetal position, every breath of air across the skin like rusty metal being dragged across your quivering red flesh...

Damn. You got me off good, you did.

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