Hypnoctopus

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"I don't understand why it exists, so it's gotta be god." (Pronounced jod, btw)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

If you're trolling, you're doing a great job.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

On the one hand, Chuck Norris is a weird fucking guy these days.

On the other hand, in the golden age of memes back in like 2011 or whatever, I made a Chuck Norris fact that wasn't so well received:

Chuck Norris can speak in cursive.

I thought it was pretty good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Thank you for reducing your meat consumption. I know you can go all the way with it.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Leaving Reddit or leaving a country or not comparable

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Knowing everything about my body.

What is my current blood sugar? O2 level electrolyte status? How much shit do I have in my colon?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lots of people in fuck cars communities are black and white about it. They're very unwilling to even discuss compromise. They'll say the city needs to build a subway system under all the farmland.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But how do you transport equipment from the train station to the location equipment needs to arrive at?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How do you know it's the same people?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Maybe it can be emitted from different light sources around your house

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

C all the way. Sit there and let the dandruff shampoo do its job. Relaxing. Not with my head in the water of course.

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