Hyphlosion

Satire or not, it resonated with me because I hate going to the dentist. Not a fan of foreign metallic objects in my mouth. Definitely an exercise of trust.

Also not a fan of being preached to about soda water being bad for my teeth. I get it. You tell me every time I come. But at least I’m not consuming a sugary beverage, so please meet me halfway here?

That is until the “Big” Mac seemed to shrink in size and is now very dry with a bit of sauce and old iceberg lettuce dumped all over it.

Give me a Double Quarter Pounder or give me death!

On Mondays we wear pink!

There are only two things I can’t stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the D̶u̶t̶c̶h̶ French.

@WhipperSnapper I actually did that, too. Those were the days.

When I was a kid, I would make a beeline for the magazines when we went to the store. Not to check out the hotrod babes. But to see what new cheats there were for my favorite N64 games.

Wampa Stompa

Having to hook up my consoles to a VCR.

I understand that, but I absolutely refuse to pay a subscription for a single game, no matter how good it is. Especially since I’m already paying for a Gamepass subscription.

That’s just how I roll.

Woops my bad. The brain fog’s been real today.

If FF XIV becomes available fully on Gamepass, I’ll definitely give it my time. Yes, I know about the trial and stuff. But I’m not going to pay a subscription to play the full game when I’m already paying for Gamepass. No thank you.

In the US we call it hard cider and it can be found in just about any store that sells alcoholic beverages.