Hyphlosion

Please tell that’s pronounced as X-Face.

Four White Mages? It’ll never work.

@Maven Also all the “As Seen on TV” stuff that’s just hanging around by the checkout aisle.

@Duamerthrax I’d love to get me one of those raspberry pie mini consoles one of these times.

Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every N̶e̶w̶ ̶Y̶o̶r̶k̶e̶r̶ American’s God-given right.

My PC specs are 0. You might’ve missed the part where I said “console peasant.”

Nobody ****s with the Jesus! I have the death sentence on 12 lanes!

Most. But there’s a small problem: Us console peasants can’t play it yet. So… Yeah.

Say you’re a (fellow) GFuel nerd without saying you’re a GFuel nerd.

That’s okay. I didn’t feel like getting any sleep tonight anyways…

It’s true. I usually eat animals that were killed for me. Thanks, grocery stores!

I’ve only ever read the first couple chapters of The Book of Armaments.