HottieAutie

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[–] HottieAutie 1 points 11 months ago

Smith, named after George Smith Washington

[–] HottieAutie 4 points 11 months ago

has denied the allegations and said he has no plans to step down as mayor.

It's just a big misunderstanding. All the Fed prosecutors, the grand jurors, etc. They just made a mistake because they didn't see all the evidence he has to show that all the evidence they've been getting on him for the past decade is actually proof he's innocent! You'll see. He's squeaky clean.

[–] HottieAutie 61 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Fed prosecutors have a 97% conviction rate. The dude is gonna role a 100-sided die and needs a 98 or higher lol. He is done.

[–] HottieAutie 29 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I remember one from 3rd grade. We were all quiet working on an assignment. Our teacher was loved and respected, so we behaved well. You could ~~here~~ hear every single thing in that room; it was that quiet. Shit, it was so quiet, you could hear the quiet. So a kid named Alex gets up to talk to the teacher, but when he stands up, he rips a loud and crispy fart. It was a textbook fart, crescendo-ing an octave of pitch. If you can hear it your head now, then you know what I'm talking about. The kid froze with an embarrassed smile and holding a paper. We could see his face start blushing. The class erupted in laughter. He sat back down, folded his arms on his desk, and hid his face in them.

It was at this moment that we all realized Alex was bad. Jk. We thought it was really funny and that's it. Alex and I went to different schools from 4th - 9th grade, but I ran back into him at school in 10th. We took a summer class together. The dude was a trip. Funny af.

edit: see strike through

[–] HottieAutie 51 points 11 months ago

I don't see that as cringey. She was just scared 😟

[–] HottieAutie 2 points 11 months ago
[–] HottieAutie 11 points 11 months ago

thank you 😁

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[–] HottieAutie 25 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Updated:

NSFW

[–] HottieAutie 9 points 11 months ago
[–] HottieAutie 6 points 11 months ago

See? The vagina is lower than the penis. It's between the legs, while the penis is in front.

[–] HottieAutie 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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