HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

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Make a new friend! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 minutes ago

then all good on my end i guess

Trump’s EPA to “reconsider” ban on cancer-causing asbestos in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 minutes ago

oh dude when israel blows up the nimitz an entire generation of seamen is gonna get old cancers again

Only app I need in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 minutes ago (1 children)

i miss that notification led

Make a new friend! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

i dunno how's your eye feel?

Bestbuy decided to use fucking **DOORDASH** to deliver my order, I couldn't cancel it. Today I was supposed to get it, and I saw the driver stealing the package after marking it as delivered. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

nah, 3 hours to get to one, 3 hours back. i might stop by once, twice a year when i head out to that part of the state.

I found this while cleaning out some old boxes. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

oh dang. i don't have any sleeves that fit that either or i'd send them your way, none of my sleeves are that large either.

I found this while cleaning out some old boxes. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

WHERE ARE YOUR SLEEVES YOUNG ROBELING

Make a new friend! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

those jaywalks were lousy

Only app I need in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

remember when you could change the color of your flashlight with an app? can you still do that?

Bestbuy decided to use fucking **DOORDASH** to deliver my order, I couldn't cancel it. Today I was supposed to get it, and I saw the driver stealing the package after marking it as delivered. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

blessed be ohio, land of more microcenters than here

Mogged in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

mogged

Anyone tired yet? Well I dont care in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

what's with not all the moth memes not lately?

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Why do we all have mayonnaise in our fridges instead of béarnaise sauce? (lemmy.world)
 

It seems like it'd be useful to have a jar of béarnaise or hollandaise, but I have to make those. Can't buy good béarnaise or hollandaise. Good mayo is easy to get tho. WTF?

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The Shortest Day by Susan Cooper (lemmy.world)
 

And so the Shortest Day came and the year died
And everywhere down the centuries of the snow-white world
Came people singing, dancing,
To drive the dark away.
They lighted candles in the winter trees;
They hung their homes with evergreen;
They burned beseeching fires all night long
To keep the year alive.
And when the new year’s sunshine blazed awake
They shouted, reveling.
Through all the frosty ages you can hear them
Echoing behind us—listen!
All the long echoes, sing the same delight,
This Shortest Day,
As promise wakens in the sleeping land:
They carol, feast, give thanks,
And dearly love their friends,
And hope for peace.
And now so do we, here, now,
This year and every year.
Welcome, Yule!

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He hardly bites, he likes to squeal, he runs around the dabo wheel (lemmy.world)
 
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Oh Tuvix (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Alt: Tuvix hangs his head in shame as Janebabe glares at him for failing to make her coffee

Text: tfw / you can genetically engineer anything but good coffee

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Its a Teenage Dream (memeit.so)
 

The Trekifying of other memes continues

I don't know how obscure I'm being but IDGAF

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But how does he type? (piped.video)
 

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