Heikki

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I know movies and comics have lead us to believe this is how super heros are made, but there is alarmingly more cancer than superheros created from nuclear waste like this.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can't wait for 75th president Trump Jr Jr Jr to think Tommy Tutone is out to get him aswell

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

At least they are not trans... that would be the worst

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

I fully believe all the trans hate is self hate from "accidentally" finishing to a tranny video.

Also, any conservative guy with an eye patch lost it to a glory hole accident. They all claim it was a gun accident. The first thing I was taught as a child about fire arms was don't look down the barrel, followed by treat all firearms as if they are loaded. Followed by either. Don't trust the safety is working and/or don't rest your finger on the trigger.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Or the nipples? Left tit has a 2nd, maybe even 3rd nipple

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How does this affect people who bought the lifetime service back in 2010?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I'm Mr Meseeks. Existence is pain!!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (7 children)

It is both. There is no reason to copitulate to Russia unless the Kompromat is that good.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Sadly no. She does not find that funny and don't want to deal with the repercussions of a farty... that being said, she likes baseball. I had to explain the hilarity of a pitcher, she liked, nameD Derek Holland AKA "The Dutch Oven"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

My toddler and I came up with our own made-up gathering word, called a "Farty." It's like a party. Food, beverages, and gifts are not required, but you must gather people, that owe you a courtesy sniff, into a room to smell your rip.

When you're 3yo and you like ridiculous things, it's hilarious. Mom doesn't appreciate our genius.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

According to the article,"Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth shared detailed information about forthcoming strikes in Yemen on March 15 in a private Signal group chat that included his wife, brother and personal lawyer, according to four people with knowledge of the chat."

Any guesses if his wife hates him or if it was the lawyer knowing a crime was committed?

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