HarkMahlberg

joined 2 years ago
 

Donald Trump reimbursed Michael Cohen for the $130,000 in hush money paid to porn star Stormy Daniels before the 2016 election.

 

Donald Trump reimbursed Michael Cohen for the $130,000 in hush money paid to porn star Stormy Daniels before the 2016 election.

 

I don't shit ๐“ช ๐“ท ๐”‚ ๐”€ ๐“ฑ ๐“ฎ ๐“ป ๐“ฎ .

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Underrated burn. Hot damn.

 

When I was a kid, I thought Joe Pesci was actually a dirty cop in Home Alone. As an adult, I have to admire how he finessed information out of his targets.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

She could use the love and I could use not having to ask myself Is That A Burglar Or Your Clown Ass, and a couple hours extra sleep without you marching down the hall like you about to execute Order 66. You picked your jank sleep schedule, not me dog.

 

Tfw your roommate returns at 1am and leaves by 6am. Mofo you wonder why you always eat sleep for lunch, it's because you out like the Batman. Bought yourself a whole ass bed, sleep in it 2 days a week for 5 hours at a time. Good purchase homie. Do me a favor, you out visiting your bae? Stay the fucking night.

 

This is the SECOND time in 3 days that I forgot that if statements in lisp are ternary. Someone needs to end me.

#programming

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I guess you really do just have to complain about things and then presto, they work again.

 

Gimme all your photos for "Worst Person You Know Makes Excellent Point."

 

piped.video not working for anyone else?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Let's be real, SO didn't need AI, most of it was already a shit salad. It became increasingly less useful from 2016 to now.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Damn you heartless bastards didn't even TRY.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

@atzanteol I said Alternative, not Regurgitative.

 

Pimento cheese is just queso.

 

Anyone got any good alternatives to #stackoverflow?

#programming

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He might be popular here on left-wing Internet forums, but his voters don't turn out.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/sanders-banked-on-young-voters-heres-how-the-numbers-have-played-out

Bernie and Warren are great at pushing progressive policies into the public consciousness, don't get me wrong.

 

I saw a lady watering her mailbox today.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You're not even going to tell him which line number? You monster.

 

#C++ is a fucking nightmare, cmv

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

The Apple filing criticized what it called an attempt by Epic to make Apple's "tools and technologies available to developers for free."

Wouldn't that be fucking great. Man, if only.

view more: next โ€บ