Hank

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Caribbean men watching white women on the dancefloor.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

To clog up the intestines to avoid a mess when you... choose an alternative route.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Should have spoiled her extra with fancy food rich in fiber.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This could be a very ironic treatment for alcoholic musicians.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

That's some Reno 911 shit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

There's no reason for a vampire not to make coffins on their own. They have plenty of time to pick up new skills and it's more feasible to have someone in the community to make it without the involvement of food.
Also it's difficult to build up a loyal customer base for a product that lasts for decades or centuries when you yourself will only be active for a couple decades.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Weird way to write weaponized autism.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd want a fungi cock if it's long and girthy. It's not like my current cock won't spread diseases so there are no downsides.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

It would be funnier if she was was right tho.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

How many dead skydivers do you have to see to rank them?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

You get attacked by law enforcement for enjoying a succulent chinese meal?

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