Gregg

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

As by design. We are being ruled by emboldened terrorists. Their only policy is self enrichment through plundering federal agencies. Anyone not in the club is on their own.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

And if anyone does then comedy is truly dead!

First they came for the dick jokes, but I said nothing because my act didn’t include dick jokes

Then they came for the [ethnicity] people be like jokes, but I said nothing because my act didn’t include [ethnicity] people be like jokes

Etc

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Yeah but tornados are woke and anyone who dies in one is a radical leftist

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

More right wing terrorism that will definitely be looked into I bet

[–] [email protected] 89 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Wood? Set ablaze.

Bronze? Sawed at the feet and stolen.

We know what must be done. Silver. Then Gold. Then platinum. All scrapped for their value. This is just a low key progression to distribute wealth for whoever wants to take it. Be best, Robin Hood vandals. Melt her down into the slag she is.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Right? Who takes what one of the most powerful people in the world says seriously? If you don’t like it it’s just a prank, bro! Comedy is so back! You’re being sent to Libya or Rwanda or El Salvador for a sketch! Why aren’t you laughing?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Yeah but think of the photo op!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I can’t wait until we’re adjusting our humors, blood letting, and institutionalizing women for hysteria… or really anything that exhibits individuality.

[–] [email protected] 100 points 2 months ago

Be best, heroic vandal

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Thomas’s dissent stated he didn’t get anything lavish to go along with the ruling. Also, he didn’t get to show porn to anyone involved so he took his ball and went home.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Cool. My religion has women’s rights and accepting LBGTQ folks as peers. Regarding peaceful dialogue we might be at an impasse.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Finally fixing it all these years after Undertaker dropped him on his head, brother

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