GottiGoFast

joined 4 years ago
[–] GottiGoFast@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This pic goes so fucking hard.

[–] GottiGoFast@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

the-plan Rebrand the Rock as "the Ivory" so Dwayne can finally star in an adaptation of some anime property that the fans are sure to love.

[–] GottiGoFast@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

grillman

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The only thing he'll be grilling are tears.

[–] GottiGoFast@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

Ruth-kanda forever

[–] GottiGoFast@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

"Until 2010, the Strauss Group (bought Sabra in 2005) stated on their English-language website that the company donated food packages to the Golani Brigade of the Israel Defense Forces."

[–] GottiGoFast@hexbear.net 61 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (12 children)

"She was raised on a special kibbutz run by the Israeli government after her power manifested. Ruth was the first superhuman agent to serve with the Mossad (the Israeli secret service). She became a police officer in addition to serving as a government agent."

what-the-hell

[–] GottiGoFast@hexbear.net 50 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

Forgot to add this in, but for like a year the title was actually "Captain America: New World Order"

Funniest shit, it was speculated they changed the title because of...antisemitic connotations agony

[–] GottiGoFast@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I used to watch his stuff a lot, but his takes on Deche were so bad I just couldn't.

(deeper-sadness I'm trying to bait someone into a Deche Nutz joke)

[–] GottiGoFast@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

I got curious, saw that it was from r/israel, and was like noooope.

[–] GottiGoFast@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

This bunny is the key to ending capitalism. Guard it with your life.

 
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AI has gone too far (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by GottiGoFast@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
 

bawllin-sad

 

After all we gave them, why? We give a them the pizza. We give a them the Super Mario. We give a them the pepperoni. We give a them the baked ziti. We give a them the pasta. We give a them the meatball sub. We give a them the meatball. We give a them the Goodfellas. We give a them the Luigi's Mansion. We give a them the Da Vinci. We give a them the Wario Land. We give a them the Wario Ware. We give a them the unlimited breadsticks. We give a them the Psycho Waluigi. We give a them the stuffed crust. We give a them the Godfather 1 AND the 2. We give a them cannoli. We give a them garlic knots. We give a them Sopranos on the HBO. We give a them John Travolta's Gotti. We give a them the risotto. We give a them the pizza part from Chuck E. Cheese. We give a them everything and yet they pay us back with racist hand gestures. Mama mia.

 

People finally start to be nice and empathic to Homelander until he completely learns the error of his ways and becomes Hopelander. Hopelander understands that capitalism created all these problems, and now he's going to use capitalism to fix them.

A percentage of the profits of each purchase of Vought merchandise will go to constructing a highspeed flying lane that wraps around the world. Hopelander will use this to fly super duper fast, changing the rotation of the earth and thus going back in time. He will go back far enough to make sure capitalism is an even stronger global force. With enough capitalism, evil will be gone for good. This feat will cause him to sacrifice himself. While the dramatic scene is happening, the song Hallelujah is playing (SNL version).

 

He is evil and communist, not something to awooga over. Che directly killed thousands of people, indirectly, millions, maybe even trillions.

Learn before you lust smh

 

Sometimes people just want to see cute stuff.

 
 

:what-the-hell:

 
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