The yellow hands spread the blue buttcheeks, revealing the white crack within.
Meanwhile, the pie waits, its true purpose not realized until the crack opens further...
GoodLuckToFriends
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I know that it's probably a sign of impending ecological doom, but where I live used to have scorpions coming in all the time. I don't think I've even seen evidence of them outside for close to a decade. I guess I can appreciate the silver lining of the giant mushroom cloud.
It's been long enough since I've heard 'patriots' and such types talk about waco and ruby ridge that I'm growing mildly concerned... It's almost like they're okay with it as long as it's a dickhead in power.
I was seeing the same joke on the first reading, so I think you're in the clear, mate.
If it's the average western diet, it's probably from the massive amount of toilet paper that was used to clean the asshole after their failure to use a bidet.
And here I was, thinking my lemmy feed was the sign of me being hip and youthful...
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Ah well, I guess it's off to pixelfed for me.
Yeah, but I think I saw some trivia about the attack that made it seem like it was a personal thing due to relationship issues.
I'm happy that you're taking the account's claim seriously, but there's no way that there's someone who would be able to determine what instance is largest as the criteria, AND then choose it, AND be unable to "switch instances or access .ml."
That's either a chatbot posing as a person, or a troll.
Remember that the united states and russia were routinely inspecting the nuclear arsenals of each other. They may have been hiding how bad things were, but we can be certain they do have functioning nuclear weapons at a scale large enough to matter.
Oh, damn. Are you trying to tell me that the reason I've been slowly getting happier over the last few years is because of COVID/5G-brain-chips/spoon-in-brain-plastic destroying my ability to reason?!?!