Godric

Wow, I sure don't enjoy that!

It genuinely is sad to see someone devote so much time to spray spam all over Lemmy. Hope they log out and find some zen sometime, It's not healthy :(

"Then Morgoth hurled aloft Grond, the Hammer of the Underworld, and swung it down like a bolt of thunder.

But Fingolfin sprang aside, and Grond rent a mighty pit in the earth, whence smoke and fire darted.

Many times Morgoth essayed to smite him, and each time Fingolfin leapt away, as a lightning shoots from under a dark cloud; and he wounded Morgoth with seven wounds, and seven times Morgoth gave a cry of anguish, whereat the hosts of Angband fell upon their faces in dismay, and the cries echoed in the Northlands."

6.5k comments in 2 hours, man must love Lemmy!

It's those drunk crashers giving drunk drivers a bad name

Walking home hammered from the bar is lowkey one of life's great joys

I so hope I fart glitter in the prune diet, show us the way!

Person dead of cringe?

On you then, cheers!

Cheers bud

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• Some dickhead from Lemmy

Thanks friend, you truly are a king! I was genuinely put out by the ban, I love the shitposting community we have here and was, well, shitposting.