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GiveOver
joined 2 years ago
A vibe programmer that built a palm-sized fusion reactor in a cave over the course of 3 months with a single companion
With a box o scraps!
Wow David Irving is a twat. Here's a poem he wrote for his infant daughter
I am a Baby Aryan
Not Jewish or Sectarian
I have no plans to marry an
Ape or Rastafarian. Right, I've been waiting for somebody to say this. You come in here with your smarmy attitude "you can just hold it down you know 😏". How many computers have you tried this on? I've tried it on one. Once. And it didn't work. I looked like a FOOL because I trusted some idiot on the internet. So fuck you I'm not doing it again. I'm going to repeatedly smash F2 and Del and maybe F12. Like God intended.
The TV show?
Obviously Under Siege and Executive Decision are both legitimately good films so I don't think they count. There are some films which can be enjoyable and have their charm, I'd include Out For Justice, Fire Down Below, Exit Wounds and Half Past Dead in this category. If you want to watch a bad film and laugh, my go-to is General Commander.
Love the bonus fact! I'm definitely bringing this up at our next Seagalathon
I write a few notes at the end of each film. It helps when we're trying to remember e.g. "which film had the giant fish tank with naked women in a restaurant?"
Anyway, Exit Wounds:
This is the start of Seagal being black. Good tiddy bar scene.
Lots of decent scenes involving people who aren't Seagal. Story was almost decent with a twist with DMX being a good guy
Seagal blows up a helicopter by shooting it with a pistol.
Great credit scene: “I love big women. If you want to feel the heat, you gotta have the meat”
I've got a small group of friends and we've watched every single Steven Seagal film. You might think it sounds fun. "So-bad-it's-good!". Well, there's a limit. Some films are truly truly awful to watch. Sometimes they genuinely leave us all in a slump. We had to make a rule that we never watch 2 Seagal films in one day because it's too much for our mental health. My partner doesn't understand why we do it. I don't understand why we do it.
We're currently watching them all again
What's the total number of epic Bs?
Don't try to tell us that fruit is any better