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Don't Let Him Spray It In Your Eyes! in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 4 points 1 month ago

"Fetch the stick, stupid!"

Long Island man wearing 9kg-metal necklace dies after being sucked into MRI machine in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Aka 6 "knobs," according to Gordon Ramsey.

*Permanently Deleted* in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 5 points 1 month ago

Whenever my dog used to smiled like that, he was two seconds away from puking all over the carpet. Which makes sense here, considering this good doggo is being compared to that Nosferatu.

THE BLOOD RAVENS CALL THIS MANUEVER STEEL STEAL in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"It isn't a 'war crime' the first time."

Adult on the internet rule in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 2 points 1 month ago

Got banned from that six-sided ursine comm for saying this exactly. Somehow, rape and suicide still exist. Are they even fucking trying‽

If I'm still just on the acid trip I started July 24th 2005 what types of things would you say to convince me this isnt a hallucination? in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"You shouldn't have said that. Now, everyone's laughing at you behind your back. And there's a spider in your hair."

Nope in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah yes, when i see Freddy Mercury or Magnum Pi, all i see is creepy redneck.

CBS to Cancel ‘Late Show With Stephen Colbert’ Citing ‘Financial Decision’ in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 4 points 1 month ago

Balls.

Thanks I hate it in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 2 points 1 month ago

"Food trends" kill me.

Mmmm! Know what goes really good on your bowl of steaming rat assholes? Cobwebs. Have you had your bowl of steaming rat assholes and cobwebs today?

Trial re-federation proposal for lemmygrad in c/div0_governance

[–] GeeDubHayduke 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, thanks.

Who is the stupidest character in television history? in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 1 points 1 month ago

Is anybody that engages in "a little recreational reading" really that stupid..?

Inside China’s plan for ‘621mph floating train’ that goes faster than a plane in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 3 points 1 month ago

Don't ask it silly questions, it won't play silly games...