GeeDubHayduke

joined 8 months ago
[–] GeeDubHayduke 21 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Sure, but when I do this, i end up on a list...

[–] GeeDubHayduke 1 points 3 weeks ago

Don't let the uncouth mouth breathers get ya down..!

[–] GeeDubHayduke 6 points 3 weeks ago

According to Miller, who is no longer with KODA, TJ's declaring physician believed he showed too many signs of life to continue with the surgery, but KODA wanted to proceed anyway.

Christ on a fucking cracker, we're actually in hell.

[–] GeeDubHayduke 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

All i said was "that meal was good enough for Jehovah..!"

[–] GeeDubHayduke 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Cameras “can only capture what can be seen and heard,” the sheriff added. “So much context and depth are absent from recorded footage because a camera simply cannot capture what is known to the people depicted in it.”

"He was totally thinking of doing a terrorism. Trust us!"

[–] GeeDubHayduke 27 points 3 weeks ago

The Boring Restaurant

[–] GeeDubHayduke 8 points 3 weeks ago

"They call it 'The American Dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it."

[–] GeeDubHayduke 4 points 3 weeks ago

"Fetch the stick, stupid!"

[–] GeeDubHayduke 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Aka 6 "knobs," according to Gordon Ramsey.

[–] GeeDubHayduke 5 points 1 month ago

Whenever my dog used to smiled like that, he was two seconds away from puking all over the carpet. Which makes sense here, considering this good doggo is being compared to that Nosferatu.

[–] GeeDubHayduke 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"It isn't a 'war crime' the first time."

[–] GeeDubHayduke 2 points 1 month ago

Got banned from that six-sided ursine comm for saying this exactly. Somehow, rape and suicide still exist. Are they even fucking trying‽

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