GeeDubHayduke

joined 9 months ago
[–] GeeDubHayduke 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

People and cats share a common trait, as far as I'm concerned: just a giant group of dicks, species wise, but there are some really cool individuals in there.

[–] GeeDubHayduke 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What are you talking about? He was awesome in.... umm.....

....fuck.

[–] GeeDubHayduke 5 points 3 months ago

Alternate headline: Tom Cruise really, really loves paychecks. How odd of him.

[–] GeeDubHayduke 1 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Counter point: how do you know they weren't..?

[–] GeeDubHayduke 10 points 3 months ago

They said Israel. You said Jews. You're aware those are separate entities, yes? Or are you playing pedantic word games on purpose..?

[–] GeeDubHayduke 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Every. Single. One. Those kids are kids, not fetuses; alive, with hopes and dreams. In other words, completely fucking useless to the "pro life" people.

[–] GeeDubHayduke 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

To fuck up everything, including passing butter.

[–] GeeDubHayduke 5 points 3 months ago

This happened to me just outside of Seyda Neen. Found some great scrolls!

[–] GeeDubHayduke 2 points 3 months ago

No, they are just really, REALLY good at juggling.

[–] GeeDubHayduke 3 points 3 months ago

Just wait until he gives you an ocular pat down.

[–] GeeDubHayduke 3 points 3 months ago

I'll take Absolute Bullshit for $1,000, Alex.

[–] GeeDubHayduke 10 points 3 months ago

If you define 2015-2025 as "fun," then I've definitely lost the plot.

Also, fuck Ark, ya goddamn time black hole.

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