GeeDubHayduke

joined 9 months ago
[–] GeeDubHayduke 7 points 3 months ago

He turns water into FAYGO! Woopwoop!

[–] GeeDubHayduke 4 points 3 months ago

Ken dolls got more personality and talent.

[–] GeeDubHayduke 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah, those prescription drug commercials are more aligned with your skill set; making faces.

[–] GeeDubHayduke 1 points 3 months ago

Aka "UNCLES"

[–] GeeDubHayduke 1 points 3 months ago

"You were all so concerned with whether or not you could, that you never stopped to consider whether or not you should."

[–] GeeDubHayduke 43 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I had a coworker complain about how everyone is an asshole these days. I asked for an explanation. He said the guy at the laundromat last night was a fucking dick, and so was the server at dinner. Then, the cashier when he bought coffee was an asshole, and so was the bus driver. I asked him what was the one, single unifying factor that tied all those people together...?

I said it then, and I'll say it again here: Markus, you are the asshole.

[–] GeeDubHayduke 5 points 3 months ago

What they’re doing right now counts as genocide by my standards

Well, glad that's all settled then. Welcome to the understanding of the rest of the sane world. Better late than never, huh?

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