🎵I got married to the woman next door! She's been married seven times before! 🎶
GeeDubHayduke
joined 9 months ago
"We can't have trials for every little thing..! Now, off to CECOT with ya."
All according to the script. Raise curtain for Act II.
"We've had one unidentifiable chunk 'dinner,' yes, but what about second unidentifiable chunk 'dinner?'"
"Frozen bloody tampon popsicle!"
Think of him getting fucking pissed about it, and those tacos will be even tastier.
This is what it felt like, living from the early 2000s to the 2020s.
Mmmmm! That leaded flavor-aid is delicious!
Very tl;dr: In the 70s, the was a gas shortage, so Congress passed minimum mpg laws, but exempted trucks, to not kill small business. Manufacturers lobbied Congress to expand the definition of "trucks," and now you see these giant troop carriers everywhere.
I just can’t see myself having any attachment before their personality develops. If this happened to me, I’d just chalk it up to a ~2 year time loss and go for another pregnancy. Thoughts?
Yeah, don't have kids. Or babysit. Or own a houseplant. Holy hell.
never interacting with any under maybe 7-8 years
So, you were born at 18+, eh?
I just can’t see myself being at all sad in their passing if they’re younger than 5.
"You must circle the sun this many times before I give a shit about you."
City Mongolian's: "yaaaaaaaaay."