GeeDubHayduke

joined 8 months ago
[โ€“] GeeDubHayduke 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yesiree! When you're the subject of the largest current manhunt in the country, make sure you take all the damning evidence and play with it.

[โ€“] GeeDubHayduke 1 points 2 months ago

๐ŸŽต"Hey there Blimpy Boy! Flying thru the air, so fancy free!"๐ŸŽต

[โ€“] GeeDubHayduke 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Live long and the force is strong with this one.

[โ€“] GeeDubHayduke 11 points 2 months ago (6 children)

They originally said they saw the fake id on the table, alongside the manifesto. Idk about you, but i can totally make out the text of an id on a table using peripheral vision as i pass.

[โ€“] GeeDubHayduke 22 points 2 months ago (9 children)

No. They don't. See how the official "story" holds up to the most minor of examination?

[โ€“] GeeDubHayduke 22 points 2 months ago

Right? Thinking Luigi is guilty is basically the irl version of "Aurora Borealis, at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?"

[โ€“] GeeDubHayduke 2 points 2 months ago

Saul Goodman. My typical response when i catch my own is "ducking autocorrupt."

[โ€“] GeeDubHayduke 47 points 2 months ago (18 children)

Makes a ghost gun. Keeps it, doesn't dispose of it. Walks around in public with said gun on his person, as well as a "manifesto." Gets "caught" because of his fake id that a McDonald's cashier clocked.

Yeah. He totally did it.

[โ€“] GeeDubHayduke 4 points 2 months ago

"I don't like that question. I don't LIKE that question. I don't like THAT question...!"

[โ€“] GeeDubHayduke 3 points 2 months ago

Better than a beanie wieney.

[โ€“] GeeDubHayduke 13 points 2 months ago

Duh. Line MUST GO UP.

[โ€“] GeeDubHayduke 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Russia: it was caused by one individual smoking. Nothing to see here. Move along.

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