GeeDubHayduke

TIL being born on third base of an emerald mine with a diamond encrusted silver spoon up your ass counts as "competence."

You don't mind if i bathe in your toilet, do you..?

Ngl, Rusty Dong is a pretty good band name.

DNC: Kruger/Voorhees 2028!

Excuse me, all shoppers: cripple fight. I say again: cripple fight.

I snickered way too hard at this.

Tbf, i do not. That's how i, personally, remember it originally being reported.

Then why was he yelling “It’s completely out of touch and an insult to the intelligence of the American people and the lived experience!” on his way to arraignment? What's your mom's opinion on the matter..?

That's one of the only posts I've made

"What do your Elvis eyes see?"

"A hunkahunka burnin' love."

I can't? Well, not with that attitude, maybe.

"It wasn't easy gettin' the old woodchipper on the plane, but it is what they wanted. Might as well get started. Fly free!"