GeeDubHayduke

joined 8 months ago
[–] GeeDubHayduke 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah! Maybe, bring on a Cheney for the next campaign! THAT'LL work!

[–] GeeDubHayduke 3 points 2 months ago

Rotary phone has too many holes. Broke immersion. Completely unplayable.

[–] GeeDubHayduke 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What's it like, being the only person living in your world..? Lonely, but it's nice winning every argument, i assume.

[–] GeeDubHayduke 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Found it! Use the pale green leaf in the center as a reference, it's just to the left of that. Zooming did wonders.

[–] GeeDubHayduke 3 points 2 months ago

Purple, because ice cream has no bones

[–] GeeDubHayduke 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Technician A: "Here's where the infant went through the windshield. Three points."

Technician B: "The teenager's braces around the backseat ashtray would make a good "anti-smoking" ad.

Technician A: "The father must've been huge. See how the fat burnt into the driver's seat with his polyester shirt? Very "modern art."

[–] GeeDubHayduke 6 points 2 months ago

"Thank you sir, may I have another!"

[–] GeeDubHayduke 2 points 2 months ago

I like the South Park version:

To Harass And Annoy

[–] GeeDubHayduke 9 points 2 months ago

Carlin's 2 Commandments:

Always be honest and faithful to the provider of thine nookie.

Try real fuckin' hard to not kill anyone unless they worship another invisible man than you.

[–] GeeDubHayduke 6 points 2 months ago

"Finally! A fashionable shoe for the blind earthbender."

[–] GeeDubHayduke 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Add Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn to that pile. Can't stand any of 'em.

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