"No no no, Johnson! You use the inflatable raft for hard landings! The box spring is for train derailments!"
GeeDubHayduke
joined 8 months ago
"Just a quick adventure, Morty. In and out in 20 minutes, tops."
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"Remember"? You just said the magic word!
Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!1!!!
Fuck. Sorry you lost your ignorance.
Never thought Donald Rumsfeld would be a step up from Whiskey Gate, but here we are.
Seconded.
"Nice vest! Y'know, you'd be prettier if you smiled more."
I'm seeing it populating on certain swashbuckling sites...
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We're truly not that concerned...