Definitely don't find an abandoned building and generate a fake phone number to make the submission look more legitimate.
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Not to defend Nestle, but they did sell their US water business. In case you want to point fingers, it's a different soulless multinational conglomerate stealing LA water.
https://www.mtggoldfish.com/price/Unlimited+Edition/Black+Lotus#paper
Definitely don't find an abandoned building and generate a fake phone number to make the submission look more legitimate.