FrickAndMortar

The military (and government employees) take an oath to the constitution, not to the president or the president's boyfriend.

I'd like to see them take that more seriously.

"I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same…"

Bear mace… wasp spray…

Strongest ever, SO FAR… but keep on fracking, Texas, I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

Damn dude, that's an awesome pic!

That seems like too long; I feel like I’d like to see him back again.

How do you catch a unique chicken?

Unique up on it!

Mint tea and thin mint Girl Scout cookies… I don’t really either at any other time, but if I’m under the weather, nothing sounds good to eat. I do my best to drink water and stay hydrated, but guzzling water all day when I do t feel good is a chore. So I’ll have tea and cookies instead.

I’m so habituated that it’s frequently when I realize that I AM sick, because I’ll find myself looking in the cupboard for thin mints.

Burger Time! That’s my teenage kid’s favorite stand-up arcade game, we still see them around once in a while!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BurgerTime

Something to see, baby…

Telling that the song was written as a criticism of class in America, but conservatives missed the point and ran with it as a model of what they thought America should be - little pink houses, for you and me.

I changed companies recently and the new place is very “camera on”… I find it freaking exhausting…

Oh lord, are we back to beans again?

XD savage!