FlaminGoku

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's 2 Rodney Dangerfield jokes plus the last one that has his comedic style.

He loved to fire off 2-3 one-liners that were loosely tied by a theme.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ehh. Jpow seemed to follow Trump's orders and cut rates when he should have been raising.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

I get no respect!

When I was born, I was so ugly that the doctor slapped my Mother

I could tell my parents didn't want me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

The city hated me so much, they towed the hearse at my funeral!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

You only want to scrape off excess.

Cast irons are literally made to be "seasoned" i.e. build up layers of fat and flavoring overtime.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Haha, shit you're right. Leaving it up because we should embrace our mistakes.

Ok actual quote from the movie i also use...

Why'd you blow up the building?

Because you made a phone call!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

First off, I'm sorry that you had family do shitty things to you as a kid.

Second, Is popcorn safe for you to eat? Tons of fiber and low calorie. You can eat 4 cups of it which is super filling and it's only 300 calories.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Lobbying = legal bribery

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Love that movie.

I still often use "a person is smart, people are stupid." So true, it hurts.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (9 children)

I never understood the "lose weight = salad and dressing" crowd.

You can pretty much eat whatever, as long as you are within your caloric limits.

Unfortunately (from my experience), this boils down to one "full" meal i e. Appetizer, entre, dessert a day.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Until there is action taken to tax loans using stock as collateral, nothing significant will happen.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I treat them just like spam calls. If i didn't ask you to come, I'm not even opening the door.

Door to door salespeople prey on the "decency" of homeowners to always answer when someone knocks. Stop opening and they'll stop coming.

All of the solar companies basically charge you $10-15K to act as the general contractor as they sub out the roofing and electrical work. Act as your own GC. You can source your own solar equipment and get a roofer and electrician and you will be able to get as many panels as you want and pay significantly less.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Don't forget the solar people and house flippers calling from new numbers every week.

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