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It has been a challenging mating season for FizzlePop...

Are we talking old FBI or Cashyapp Patel's FBI?

I have no context for this and thought it was an April fools joke left up but no, this is a real problem here?

God is not just an Aetherial entity. He is not there to scare you into doing the right thing. God envelops the virtues that we should each place upon our hearts. Truth, love, seeking the right way: All these things should come before the whims of anyone in our life and lead us to know what is actually best for each other. If you have confused the true faithful with those who have a Kindergarten understanding of Christianity, maybe crack open a Catechism and ask yourself if anyone of small mind would approach this kind of religious introspection. Now compare that to what you are doing. Who is really putting in more work into the world to better themselves? Someone seeking a righteous path or someone beguiling a man who is taking his relationship seriously with a cheeky anonymous posting on an Internet forum designed for an entirely differnt kind of communal interaction than mere trolling?

Bigotry against Catholics is somehow socially acceptable.

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I know you've had 5 months to think about this, but have you talked to a priest about your feelings? RCIA, Rite of Christian Initiation for Adults will help you learn the tenants of the faith.

Oh no! My Chinese food orders stopped arriving!~

Mom, who got married at 18:

"You can't date until you're 18"

Fast forward to 18

"You should be focusing on your studies!"

Fast forward after the college dating scene is gone

"When are we going to get some grandkids?!"

No, its people being overweight AND ignorant that this meme is pointing out. People who are in total denial that losing weight will alleviate many health issues and prevent further complications to ones that can't actually be helped.

Yo I used to weigh 300 pounds and had health problems. Guess what happened when I lost 80 pounds? Many of these problems are fading away. There's truth in this meme. I was this meme.

Then downvote it. Everyone's sense of humor is different.