Ferris

joined 2 years ago
[–] Ferris@infosec.pub 1 points 1 year ago

brick my tiny down arrow

[–] Ferris@infosec.pub 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

oi thought this was an unmarked nsfw post for a sec

[–] Ferris@infosec.pub 1 points 1 year ago

ive always found it difficult to grasp abstract symbolism like this. any help appreciated

[–] Ferris@infosec.pub 1 points 1 year ago

sounds like a remake?

[–] Ferris@infosec.pub 3 points 1 year ago

🎶you know we're happy up here🎵

[–] Ferris@infosec.pub 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Ferris@infosec.pub 11 points 1 year ago

how about you tape/glue copies of the ticket over the lenses of any exposed cameras and allow Google to figure out the logistics of how to pay the ticket?

[–] Ferris@infosec.pub 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

they are an extension of us

they would be there with us, in space

[–] Ferris@infosec.pub 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don't get yer joke.

[–] Ferris@infosec.pub 12 points 1 year ago

lol. imagine being a 30,000lb vehicle and some dingdong in a rush swerves in front of you with their 2,000 lb vehicle (because getting in your lane early is an ancient, lost courtesy) and decelerates by 30mph over the course of three seconds to pull into mcdonalds, setting off several of your vehicle's alert systems and automatically registering you for a performance review from your manager in addition to elevating your heart rate substantially

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