FatTony

I guess there's room for a plan B.

I will, but I only see her about twice a week.

Nice! That ought to work. Thank you!

I am not exactly a programmer. What is the .DS_Store file for?

See? Bill Gates is one of us! /s

You know what's worse than being a fake vegan? Being a fake gamer.

Obligatory Reservoir Dogs scene

I thought the half full, half empty thing. Was about the flow of water. If you're emptying the glass, at some point the glass will be half empty. If you fill the glass, at one point the glass will be half full.

Yeah :D

I'm sure the architect just has a fetish.

Edit: In fact, I'm convinced that dude is the architect himself!

They harder they are, the better they fit.

Cool, so all you guys need to do is find a girlfriend. 😀👍