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[–] [email protected] 173 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Us common folks may not have flying cars or jetpacks yet but this shit is pretty dope.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

That’s what I’ll ask christian mothers from now on.

“If you really love your children how come you didn’t smother them immediately after their baptism?”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

For me?! Wait till I tell my friends, they always called me a loser but NOT anymore. I’m coming up in the world boys!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Jokes on you I already felt pretty stupid

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I feel like Obama either lays pipe like a master or cums immediately, there’s no in between.

[–] [email protected] 183 points 2 years ago (23 children)

Everywhere I look everything is getting fucked to death. Insects, fish, entire ecosystems, entire climates, entire regions near the equator, all FUCKED.

Then my uncle says “how come it’s getting colder some places, I thought the globe was supposed to be warming! Hahahah”

At least he can arguably not give a fuck. He is rich and has no kids. I don’t get why the poors on the right side of the spectrum are so willing to parrot this idiotic bullshit though, don’t they realize their 600 even-poorer grandchildren are FUCKED?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Exactly

(Btw if anything pastime would have two s’s not two t’s — it comes from “something to pass time” as opposed to “something from past times”)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What show is bottom image from?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (4 children)

You think the KARMA he deserves is being meted out?! With this slow fucking shitshow?

It’s not karma to break the law and then be prosecuted for it, that’s just “the law” or society/government. If karma was real this fucker never would have been president.

If karma was real my life wouldn’t suck so hard. If karma was real then 50% of the world’s money wouldn’t be in the hands of like 83 terrible people. If karma was real police officers wouldn’t get away with murder all the time, or get a $31k/year pension for shooting an unarmed man in a hotel hallway (cops and rich people are an example of when the LAW is just as imaginary as karma).

The list could go on forever. The idea of karma is a nice fantasy we justice-minded people can imagine, but in reality, it’s just bullshit like every other superstition.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The fuck is this OP?

Picture shows 500gb drive - 2/10 would not save

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