FARTYSHARTBLAST

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

IDK, what about Mint?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

YO IT'S YA BOI SKINNY SNORLAX!!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Spent too much time hanging out with Yoshi.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (13 children)

Hope they got paid up front...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I would not describe any of them as "pretty quick" but I do know how long it takes to cook a burger and it's never as long as I'd have to wait at these shitty places: It sure as shit doesn't take 10-20 minutes to cook a burger on the presses they use. These corporations understaff their restaurants and pay shit wages, so, of course, they don't get very good employees (or even if they do, why would they try very hard for that pay?)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Turned out, we really liked the taste of mammoths (unfortunately for mammoths).

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Either an electrical problem that's burning them out or shitty bulbs.

If you have a dimmer switch, you have to get dimmer compatible bulbs.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Yeah, I can't remember the last time I went to McDonalds: Progressively shitty food, progressively higher prices, and increasingly lengthy wait times.

It's not fast, it's not good, it's not cheap, and it's not convenient.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

If you're aware of it, you can't be that dumb.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

If I meditate hard enough I can levitate above the terlit so I remain untouched by the dookiesplash.

Enlightenment sure is bitchin!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I guess you're just enlightened.

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