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How would you save face if you violently sharted at work? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Greasy old pizza for breakfast

[NSFW] Kinky fucks of Lemmy, what was that one thing someone tried to do with you that you noped the fuck out of? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Learn how to PROPERLY eat ass

[NSFW] Kinky fucks of Lemmy, what was that one thing someone tried to do with you that you noped the fuck out of? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Eating her turds

What would be some of the issues with drinking your coffee on the toilet while you’re taking a dump, if your coffee cup has a lid? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wonder what they talked about while shitting ?

What would be some of the issues with drinking your coffee on the toilet while you’re taking a dump, if your coffee cup has a lid? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nobody likes a burnt boner

What would be some of the issues with drinking your coffee on the toilet while you’re taking a dump, if your coffee cup has a lid? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So you might be sipping shitty coffee ?

New user here: Does lemmy have NSFW nudity? If yes, can you please tell me the main community names so I know where to avoid? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Thanks bud. I’ll keep away from those.

What would get you "back to the office"? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

More money. I’d do anything for the right price.

What is your easy to prepare go to meal to cook when you want to impress someone? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Thanks bud!

What is your easy to prepare go to meal to cook when you want to impress someone? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Good one. For some reason Alfredo sauce always sends me into a nuclear fart frenzy

What is your easy to prepare go to meal to cook when you want to impress someone? in c/[email protected]
How do you deal with a hot and cold inlaw? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

If he is being unreasonable, Fart and walk away. Keep doing that and he will eventually get the hint. Good luck bud !

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