When I was in my 20s I pulled out like that and accidentally filled her ear up. She was pissed! I couldn't stop laughing. I never should have married her.
ExtraordinaryJoe
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My first wife wanted to get married, she didn't want to be married. The wedding itself and maybe the honeymoon (fancy cruise in the bridal suite) were what she really cared about. Almost 25 years later I got married again and after our kid was born she said I smelled differently and she was repulsed by me. She decided she didn't want to be married anymore. 5 years later and neither of us are dating anyone. (I have no desire to get back with her.)
Only 1 in Alabama? That doesn't seem right.
That's not a bad point, but I can't imagine lying to get a job under this administration. Then again, I'm not a terrible person.
That's definitely a way to only hire those loyal to Trump and the GOP.
Do not start or continue a phone conversation when going to the bathroom - public or private restroom but especially in public bathrooms.
Great fucking nipples! Very suckable.
I was diagnosed at 56 with ADHD and Autism. So many fuck ups of mine make sense now.
I'm just lazy and haven't mowed my yard since spring of 2023. It's about time to more again and I'll probably mow over them this week. I hate yard work, probably because I was forced to do it as soon as I was old enough to use a rake.
I was in my late 20s and two of my uncle was having a heated argument over politics. Everyone else was quiet, afraid to say anything. I spoke out in a normal tone, not raising my voice, "that's enough". They stopped immediately. It was fairly surreal.
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Yes it is.