but imagine them with little toothbrush mustaches

i don't really even know what this stuff is but i've been smearing big globs of it on bread and eating it and holy FUCK it's addictingly delicious wtf

No, it's too much to bear. The fact that a literal toddler is getting more of Stacy's attention than you is all you can think about. It prioritizes standing, even. Your knees give out while your lips attempt to sputter something blasé. You sink beneath the display of sweet potatoes

- 1 HEALTH

A woman looking at tomatoes notices this and concernedly rushes to your side

"Excuse me? Sir, are you okay?"

- OH MY FUCKING GOD, ANOTHER WOMAN IS HERE TO MOCK YOU AND YOUR MISERABLE JAWLINE PRONUNCIATION. SHE CAN SEE YOUR FAILURES AS A MAN AND IS HERE TO MOCK YOU FOR THEM

AUTHORITY [EASY:SUCCESS]: You've already suffered enough humiliation for today, you can't let this femoid humiliate you further. Let her have it. Tell her who is in control

"Oh my fucking god, look at that little bastard's shit eating grin. He's mocking you and your virginity"

LOGIC [EASY: SUCCESS]: "That's literally a two year old. He doesn't know what a virginity * is *. It's debatable that he's even looking at you right now

ELECTROCHEMISTRY [TRIVIAL: FAILURE]: "Because from birth he knows that he's a chad who will slay more pussy than your incel ass ever will

ENDURANCE [NORMAL: FAILURE] Your knees are giving out from underneath you, it's becoming difficult to stay standing

1. [Simply embrace your place in life as someone laying on the floor in the Kroger produce department]
2. "FUCK YOU, CHAD. I CAN SLAY PUSSY HARDER THAN YOU EVER WILL"
3. COMPOSURE - FORMIDABLE (17%): Try and stay standing and collected without looking insane

on a serious note: holy shit that sounds incredible and i can't even pretend to hide my jealousy. I'd die on the spot as a happy woman if that were me

i really want to try dating men but i keep getting terrified that they won't see me as a woman. I see myself as a woman but I'm never confidence that anyone else will. I'd sell my soul for a man to let me be the girl on a date though 😭

~~that building is about 40% of the reason your entire fake country exists, settler~~

actually hang on what building even is that? i can't tell?

uhhhhhh... this is the bit of your life when you realize that although transitioning was an immense step in self improvement, there's still a lot wrong with you internally and you still have a lot to work on. You get angry and frustrated by this until you start "talking with" ancient gods in a rhetorical sense until it stops getting rhetorical and starts getting literal. you'll then have a moment with what feels like talking to someone/thing supernatural and dive head first into some obscure quasi religious practice

you'll also come out at work, which you'll be going into expecting one hell of a fight but being pleasantly surprised with how relatively easy it was. customers will still misgender you regularly for an unfortunately long time, despite your best efforts

i've been starving to death for years in a concentration camp as settlers live in my stolen home. 20% of everyone i know is dead and almost everyone i know has PTSD. i am actively being exterminated for my race

a brown muslim family moved in down the block last week

oh hey look it's where i was like 8-9 months ago. the E is great, isn't it?

hambpturger

damn, maybe my complexion is more summer than autumnal. I'm rocking these warm, bright colors today