Now we have to dig a bunch of long human trafficking tunnels like the ones under the US-Mexico border
SCP-001-J “The Broke God”
0-0. Lawyers are victorious.
“I’ve fallen but I CAN get up”
Salmon fishing season just started (at least in the Pacific Northwest where I live). 3 weeks before they turn red and book it for our creeks
“When conservatives realize they can no longer win democratically, they won’t turn on conservatism. They’ll turn on democracy.”
There are some that make fun of this trope among the ones other than the well-known 096, 4666 and 682. like the joke scp “SCP-WTF-J” (whose entry is self-contradictory, needlessly complex and was likely just a prank by Dr. Bright) and the one I forget with Dr. Safe’s Safe safe, Dr. Euclid’s Euclid Safe, Drs. Safe, Euclid and Keter’s Keter safe and the Thaumiel-class thawed meals that keep the Keter safe as safe as Dr. Safe’s Safe safe
It’s incredibly well-funded and has more ears in places and tricks up its sleeve than the CIA.
It also has stories from its Japanese and Italian branches, and in the early days of the war in Ukraine I remember seeing a wiki post by one of their Ukraine-based authors about the possibility of the invasion inspiring a few future “SCP-XYZ-UA” stories. Baba Yaga (a creature from Russian folklore) is also an SCP.
Ms Frizzle had a psychotic break
She thinks she’s still married
Arnold didn’t go along with it
SO NOW HE’S DEAD AND BURIED!
The class is back together now
It’s been 20 years
Ms. Frizzle lost her job somehow
So she doesn’t have the bus!
Not the magic school bus (it was repossessed!)
It’s the magic Hyundai (a little cramped but it’s the best!)
For 4 days