Epicurus0319

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[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Don’t forget the impending population disaster (because they never feel the touch of another person these days, their government literally has to try and encourage them to drink just so they’ll fuck already- and can’t stand immigration) and all those depressed young people using seemingly everything from the slopes of Mount Fuji to their own apartments as log-off locations, and then nobody noticing their bodies for months.

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yeah, in those countries if you come out as lgbtq you’re done- and I mean done done.

One of those countries is even being routinely pinkwashed and praised by far-left American queer activists because they think it’s fighting western imperialist capitalist racist sexist homophobic transphobic xenophobic Amerikkka(TM) police Trump GOP fascists. People from that country have even been interviewed, they don’t want support from such people.

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I await the day that catholic priests ACTUALLY grooming (and raping) little boys generates even a small fraction of the outrage from them and Gen Alpha as drag shows or putting pronouns in parentheses. First LGBTQ people all disrespect the US/veterans/etc. (when in reality they wear US flag merch on shorts and tank-tops), now we “run” it so now some of them want to show their patriotism by moving to Russia (which would be awesome, I’d pay for their travel there and maybe we could even swap them for all the gay rights activists Zey have unjustly imprisoned)

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

Oh yeah, love that guy! Been following his channel pretty much since the invasion began

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

This is clearly a rhetorical question, OP just wants people to repeat back to them things they already agree with instead of real answers. I may despise Israel’s cruel treatment of West Bank Palestinians as much as the next guy, but at least the prisoners have (albeit only very slightly) better conditions than hostages whose lives could be immediately ended on a whim without due process if it pleases their captors. And many of the hostages aren’t even Israeli. And the prisoners were processed and convicted of a (if trumped-up) crime.

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You forgot the secret US-funded gay bar with cameras livestreaming abs and sad-eyed twinks to Onlyfans and then broadcasting it to the minds of every young Russian boy to turn them all gay- claimed to be full of femboys as motivation for orc troops to take the facility.

And Zelensky’s golem-guarded private room for Zoom-calling the crew of the Jewish Space Laser (can only be accessed by lancing his finger and smearing a drop of blood on a DNA sampler to prove he’s one of DA JOOOOOOZ) to order strikes on the Siberian forests to cause the wildfires up there

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Everyone knows the real shape of the Earth is a cube

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

Lol they can’t even make stuff like that yet

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

First Russia had the second-best army in the world, then the second-best army in Ukraine, and then they’d be the second-best army in Russia

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A bunch of teenagers tricking diplomats into insulting the minority-species president of the galaxy’s most powerful empire… they’re lucky we have a sense of humor and wasted too many perk slots to return planets to monke (this Kryydur himself was basically an emu before the humans uplifted his tomb world for universal colony-builders and an instant forge world)

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

Ah yes, Jack the Ripper. What a brutal way to die, castrated with a knife

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 years ago

So basically… plastics are the new wood? Surface-dwelling sea creatures suffered from ingesting ”microfibers?”

 
 

You know that long-awaited update to 1.19? Yeah, let's sneak in some half-baked attempt to kill dupes that literally nobody asked for. Maybe the backlash will get so bad we'll have no choice but to backtrack later.

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