EffortlessEffluvium

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Don’t pay the ferryman.
Don’t even fix a price.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

And what they heard was: “And you’ll never have to think again!”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Less book more feuer!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

I avoid tetanus by not standing like this

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Yeah! They forgot the cute hats!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Y’all need to quit flocking around…

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

They’re just regular moons. Howling at the wolf. Duh.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You mean Fort Liberty? I live in Fayetteville. Our road signs all say Fort Liberty. Maybe he’ll land in California instead. His navigation crew could use the mapset what got him to the Four Seasons.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pomme de terre

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Do you use both hands when you shit? I don’t.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Dude, piss baby was right there!

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