Ediacarium

What a terrible day to have eyes

Why were you married to your mom?

Or every fabric woven out of that wool slowly turns the wearer mad or into a follower of the patreon.

^But mooom this sweater is sooooo fluffy^

Does Coriolis: The third Horizon - Core Rulebook count?

Chess pizza

Just choose shitting blood four times, easy

So I still need to manually comment "This was a funni 💯💀" everytime? SAD!

YOU'RE GETTING THERE. TALKING IS LIKE WHISPERING JUST LOUDER. KEEP PRACTICING

I've never been prompted to comment when upvoting.
Is this about some upcoming feature where I can add a reason for my upvote?

This might be the depressing answer, but: nothing.

Most people want a fun (=addictive), nice looking, free (=no cost to them), easy to use web.

And the current internet will always outperform the old one. Ads generate revenue and allow companies to fund development costs, hosting costs and optimize their page for search engines better than individuals.

You, personally, can use platforms that mimick the old web, just like you're doing right now.
But if this is what most people wanted and cared about, Reddit and Twitter would long be dead and the Fediverse big and thriving.

Seems to be from a book called Winter Story: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_Story_%28Brambly_Hedge%29