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I love swimming breast stroke, but my favourite stroke was Maggie Thatchers.

It's built on chromium.

What about accidentally spraying them with a hose?

The fucking bing bar pop-up!!

Have had "blue balls" before it's painful but never enough to make it someone else's problem.

I'm 34 and chocolate star fish and blink 182s take off your pants were the first ever cds I bought with my own money. I was 12

It's fun to see my home town of bedford, UK finally getting recognition for its famous low bridge.

It's okay to swallow or garggle and spit.

Thanks for the correction

Imagine you've been stuck in the GDR and the first face you see is Nancy Regan

Edit: USSR to GDR

Sadly he was trying to acquire a child from my home town and almost succeeded.

Scoobiddy doobiddy suck on my titties