Fuck that. I would legally reclassify them as pigs and force them to spend the rest of their lives walking on all fours, and rolling in the mud.
They’re going to act like pigs, I’ll force them to be pigs.
DragonBallZinn
joined 2 years ago
"Buh buh.....we NEED to die of pollshunz! I have a right to CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
I never want to hear these disgusting hedonists lecture me on "removed" ever again. These monsters would rather die and take us all down with them because they're too lazy to stop consuming like the disgusting pigs they are.
"Muh higher prices" then throw porky in jail for being a greedy pig. These pigs need to learn they have ENOUGH and should learn to be satisfied with what they already have. Vapid materialism is not worth dying for.
"Freedom is when a powerful government gives me special treatment because of what's in my pants and then slaughters everyone else for being weeeeeeeeeeeeeeird!"
This is why I'm not afraid of "big government". Yes, I want a powerful ruler to keep criminal psychopaths from murdering for their own sick pleasure. If that means society is less "fun" or "free", so be it.
These are all the same people in grade school who would call you a loser for liking Pokemon and not Call of Duty.
Can’t the bros just stick to Call of Duty and leave actual gamers alone?
: “Sorry. No more jobs, I just don’t need so many workers, and just the bare minimum will do!”
Also : “Where did all these useless people come from? You’re all burdens on society and should die for The Greater Good^TM^! Wait…what do you mean it’s MY job to assign people value? Do it yourselves, poors! I already told you! I don’t want workers anymore!”
Unironically. The least they can do is let us have our identity as victims.
We lose. That’s literally all we do. Decades after decades of impotent rage and they haven’t even had a scratch on them.
If I was a chud, I’d be out there partying. Knowing that I never ever ever have to worry about politics. All my views are extremely popular regardless of any study because I’m “cool”. All that mental energy is freed up knowing I will always get what I want because I’m the universe’s special widdle boy.
How did these people even survive childhood.
“Now kiddo, don’t be mean. That’s not nice!”
“WAAAAAH! I HaV MUH FREEDUMZ TO BE A BRAT IF I WANT!1!!1!1”
Unironically. My pet theory is that I was one of Mussolini’s blackshirts in my past life and as the cruelest form of ironic punishment. I was transported in a hellworld where fascism wins and I can’t enjoy it because this time I have morals burned into my brain.
When was the LAST time anyone to the left of Hitler ever successfully “cancelled” someone? Every time these overgrown popular kids whine about being cancelled they increase in popularity for conforming to popular opinion?
What do these dipshits have to whine about? They’re literal superhumans and everyone loves them. It’s like seeing the captain of the football team watch his back out of fear the nerd he’s been bullying will “reverse-bully” him.
Yeah and he instantly achieved that goal because his views were so popular. He’s better off AND has a story to feed into the “we’re the REAL victims.” narrative.
I feel my misanthropy returning.
There was a jubilee of someone debating far-right chuds. And basically how it went was “Yeah, we want to implement fascism and destroy you! Why? Because I’m eeeeeevil! Mwahahaha! I’m so cool!” Yes, he let out an anime villain evil laugh. Yes, everyone unironically clapped and the entire comment section was all swooning over how cool he looked and how the stupid “do-gooder” was destroyed. And of course, everyone on the entire internet is praising this brave soul for parroting the world’s most popular, overrated beliefs.
I feel isolated from every other human. Like there’s something wrong with me I’m not evil enough to be human.
According to Greta Thunberg, some Swedish anti-environmentalists argued “America’s doing nothing, so we’ll do nothing!”