DrabPoultry
Fish shit in it.
Immediate failure for not being academia levels of brain-broken. You'll sit in your cube and like it!
Oh, the funniest part of this to me was how certain I was it was true. I used to have to find alternate routes into the building all the time because of the geese. I think they nested in the bushes near all the doors. If it wasn't, it was a very good lie and I appreciated the effort anyway.
This was for a lab I was teaching, so they had to be there in person. It was a 3 hour block, so I wouldn't have even asked why they were late. I only even remember 5+ years later because they came rushing in with an explanation and I thought it was hilarious.
This may have worked. I once excused a student for being late because the geese were being aggressive.
Donate harder and maybe they'll consider doing something!
Go fash, no cash.
My first cat was similar when I first got her. She'd hide under my bed all day, but creep out at night, especially when I was sleeping, to check me out and see if I was safe. She eventually became the most outgoing, friendly cat. Unfortunately, the solution to this might just be more time for her to decompress and adjust. I would try something like a feliway diffuser or calming spray to put on the places she usually hangs out.
Fuck Cuck Schumer
Do you genuinely think the government doesn't have any trace of whether or not you have changed your gender marker?
Bureaucracy is kind of their whole thing.
Maybe it's just because I'm in a red state, but I know for a fact my state keeps track of that. I'm probably going to a camp very quickly.
This comment looked like it double posted, so I tried to delete one and it deleted both, but I feel like it's important:
The police have no constitutional duty to serve or protect you.
https://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/28/politics/justices-rule-police-do-not-have-a-constitutional-duty-to-protect.html