DoucheAsaurus

Get yourself a lady that knows when to steal

No, this is ender chess

I tried to stop them but they keep taking more rope.

After all these years. It's bittersweet.

The sun also burns my skin if I stay out too long.

I give no guarantees about your ability to dodge the law.

Think of it like Lemmy but with a different UI plus the ability to "tweet" on mastodon. I'm commenting from kbin right now, we can all see the same posts because it's federated.

Chrome just gives me a happy face on the tab button now lol

Man that was so bullshit, text messages piggyback on the wireless handshake so they cost telecoms literally zero money.

Hey you, shut up lol

Yoooo new trolley problem just dropped. The answer, as always, is multi-track drifting.

Kbin is another federated instance on the verse just like Lemmy, it just has a different UI. I'm browsing this thread and commenting through kbin right now, we can all interact with the same posts :)