Dirt_Spider

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Hello I am Dirt_Spider i am here to run on your walls in the middle of the night and startle you when you pee in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You won't notice me I'm too sneaky

Hello I am Dirt_Spider i am here to run on your walls in the middle of the night and startle you when you pee in c/[email protected]
Rip bozo - Palestinians bring a little joy by sending some mercenaries back to hell in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

But its a dead fash instead of a UFO

Thomas Isidore Noël Sankara - New General Megathread for the 21st to 22nd of December 2023 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Its a good bit

Thomas Isidore Noël Sankara - New General Megathread for the 21st to 22nd of December 2023 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Random question for @[email protected], why is your pfp the nostalgia critic?

Hello I am Dirt_Spider i am here to run on your walls in the middle of the night and startle you when you pee in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

🕷 ↪⤴ ↗ ⤵ 🕷

If you're a Democrat worried about the 2024 election... in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is how Bernie can still win

Thomas Isidore Noël Sankara - New General Megathread for the 21st to 22nd of December 2023 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Spiderman doesn't tell you this but he got his powers because a spider bit him on the dick

Hello I am Dirt_Spider i am here to run on your walls in the middle of the night and startle you when you pee in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Huehuehue get webbed, nerd

That web touched my butt btw

Hello I am Dirt_Spider i am here to run on your walls in the middle of the night and startle you when you pee in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Hey buddy I see you're trying to pee, mind if I dart around in an unpredictable and threatening manner?

So Long in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

111 upvotes lmao

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Hello I am Dirt_Spider i am here to run on your walls in the middle of the night and startle you when you pee (hexbear.net)
 

NO PISS

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