The bible describes a global flood that covers the highest mountains, so that would not be possible. All freshwater would be subsumed by salt water.
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'Aside from the many obvious inconsistencies' were my first words.
The fish thing is something rarely considered and usually leaves dogmatic Christians with their mouth gaping like a fish for a moment as they try to think of an answer (of which there is none).
The Jehovah's Witness guy in my work explained it away (or thought he did) by saying the fish that survived adapted. To which I said 'You mean evolution?'
He, of course, said adaptation is not evolution. The hoop jumping continues.
Check out 'Jean Claude Van Johnson'.
That's terrible advice. Use words not your fists, unless you want to be arrested.
Hit them with a bigger insult and call it a joke. 'Sorry, I couldn't hear you as I was overwhelmed by the horror of your hideous face. Just a joke.' Or 'I'm fat because your (insert family member here) feeds me when I fuck them.'
Aside from the many obvious inconsistencies, I like to mention the main flaw in Noah's ark being saltwater and freshwater fish. The flood was either fresh or salt, so one of those two types of fish would need to have been stored on the ark to survive. No mention of that, of course.
A joke in Spanish and English, but the punchline is different in each, despite being the same joke. (My Spanish may well be rusty as it's been a while)
De donde se van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio (focus on gato)
Where do cats do when they die? Purrgatory (focus on purr)
All magic is bullshit, except the type where you are just tricking people into believing things. That's not real magic though.
No, not at all. I've travelled extensively (maybe 75 countries) and had reams of wild experiences, but I've not seen a fraction of what the world has to offer.
Any polarised ones will do the job. No need to buy a brand. I've never spent more than 10 quid on sunglasses and they all worked perfectly.
TX Maxx mostly.
There is no purpose but to be alive, or rather, you make your own purpose.